i think anyone who has ever used the internet has came across this photo at least once
have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?
I noticed that.
have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down
that second comment
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
good morning, monstropolis
HI MIKE! I’M OLAF AND I LIKE WARM HUGS!
ah, olaf, we meet once more…
Olaf laid down a blanket and laid down seductively. “I have waited all winter for you..” Olaf whispered. “Let’s go bring back summer..”
Mike looks down at Olaf, exhales and grins, and then whispers suggestively “summer has always been my favorite season…’
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"